HAHAHAHAH this man needs to marry me
The officer on the other side of the car just loses it.
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Between The Buried And Me - Selkies: The Endless Obsession
Exsanguination
AFI
AFI-Exsanguination
Just stumble and fall into a world that’s over crowded.
And you will find me.
Won’t recognize me;
and I won’t recognize myself.
I’ve arrived so unashamed,
Taco Bell Is Officially Selling Orange Juice Mixed with Mountain Dew
Apparently if Taco Bell can think of something disgusting for people to ingest, people will buy it. How this stuff makes it past the testing phase is astounding.
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I don’t know, I think one of those would go great with vodka, and therefore, make my day more enjoyable.
yeah. i’ve done this. ran outta dew and don’t realize it until i have a half-dewdriver sitting on the counter and need to top it off with something. OJ it is. it’s not great, not horrible, and not something i’d call myself a “mixologist” for concocting.
however, i did stumble upon a nice accidental cocktail last week when (again) i ran out of dew. this time i topped it off with some of z’s crystal light peach tea, so it was about a 1:1:1 ratio of vodka, dew, and peach tea.
holy lord it was good.
I feel like they missed out by not calling it “Morning Dew”
I feel like that’d be pretty good though.
For decades, experimenters have repeatedly performed inhumane and irrelevant smoking-related tests on animals. Although animals would never normally encounter tobacco on their own, dogs, primates, guinea pigs, hamsters, rabbits, lambs, chickens, and other animals are mutilated, pumped full of nicotine, and forced to inhale smoke.
Dogs, for example, are forced to inhale cigarette smoke on mechanical ventilators. In one experiment, vivisectors cut holes in beagles’ throats ✂ and made them breathe concentrated cigarette smoke for an entire year. Experimenters have also inserted electrodes into dogs’ penises to measure the effect of cigarette smoke on their sexual performance. Masks are strapped on to the faces of rats and mice and cigarette smoke is pumped directly into their noses. Rhesus monkeys are confined to chairs with head devices and exposed to nicotine and caffeine to determine how these substances affect breathing.
American Spirit is the only cigarette brand that does not test on animals. Testing cigarettes on animals was banned in the UK, but tobacco companies are still performing these horrific tests in Europe and the US.
If you’re not worried about your own health, then worry about theirs and stop smoking. #vegansofig